Cast Your Vote Now!

A mild summer it was, now fall is fast approaching, the kids are back to school, the Presidential election is looming and the hurricanes are whipping through in full force. But before we succumb to the Christmas music played in stores in September, let’s vote on a few of our favorite things of summer’s past and the fall to come.

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Question 1

Favorite Barbeque Activity:

Play “Find the e-coli burger” with your in-laws
Blindfold drunken lawn darts
Betting on which side dish attracts the most flies

 

Question 2

Highlight of DNC Week:

Watching a bunch of peace-loving liberals heckle a guy in a Yankees cap at Faneuil Hall
1.5 second traffic reports
The hype about crowds achieving Y2K proportions

 

Question 3

Favorite Olympic Commentary:

Boxing Analyst:
“Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”
Basketball analyst:
“He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”
Softball announcer:
“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

 

Question 4

Next “Must have” Fashion Accessory:

Lance Armstrong “Live Strong” yellow bracelet
Madonna Red string Kabballah bracelet
Martha Stewart “Home Arrest” ankle bracelet

 

Question 5

Sportsman/Sportswoman of the Year:

Lance Armstrong
Serena Williams
Janet Jackson